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Manny: “If I Die Tonight, I Die as a Champion!”

The Boston Red Sox are champions for the 2nd time in my lifetime, the New England Patriots and BC Football are both 8-0, the Celtics have one of the most promising lineups in recent memory, and my alma mater RIT Tigers hockey team upset Cornell 4-1 in front of a 5000+ crowd. I don’t have much to complain about.

Everyone in Boston loves Manny Ramirez. We don’t know why. He’s not the hardest working player, but he sure knows what to say at the right time:

“If I die tonight, I die as a champion!”

“Hey, everybody’s invited to my house tonight for free drinks!”

[...] doing quite well with my Pirates: Nate McLouth and Xavier Nady). Manny is fun to watch, because you never know what he is going to say, and he seemingly wakes from the dead every time a ball is hit to [...]